I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
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