Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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