I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I didn't notice because vodka
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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