i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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