I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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