I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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