id be glad to
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize