Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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