My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
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Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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