How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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