Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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