their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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