I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I bet he comes in French.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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