we have pet lesbian snakes
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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