There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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