grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
