how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
please don't ironically join a cult
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