We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
how does that bad decision feel?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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