grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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