You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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