that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Randomize