so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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