He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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