I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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