So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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