I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
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Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
he's single and there are thong briefs.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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