If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize