love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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