hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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