Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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