HIV tests are more positive than that guy
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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