Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Randomize
