guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
