did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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