Me too!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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