2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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