bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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