I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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