he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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