I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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