The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
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I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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