I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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