Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
my poor anus
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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