is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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