Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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