I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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