We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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