I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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