I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
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Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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