WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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