All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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