That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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