just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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