how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Found the puke drawer
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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