yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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