Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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