Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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