I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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