you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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