I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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